Needless to say, our Go-Boxes have a problem. So, we pull in to the nearest garage before being frogmarched down to a police station. Wow,

If you were to hide a camera in a building overnight, where would be the last place you’d choose? Astute trucker, Joe, chose the oven,

The right to be heard, or in this case read, does not include the right to be taken seriously. It has occurred to me, though,

Namibian became flustered last night. Unclear trucking instructions, delivered second-hand, plunged him into a fit of frantic gesticulating and wheezing. He stormed past me, sullen

I wake to a blanket of overnight snow. All would be serene if it wasn’t for the idling truck engines, neon, garages, and the rumble

Anybody who puts a tea break in the middle of a concert is a star in my book. There’s nothing worse than needing the loo