A Swedish Pervert..

There is a certain protocol to be observed when a man is taking a piss. Yes, a conversation can be held – e.g. ‘Have you found it yet?’ or ‘Hurry up; more than three shakes is playing with yourself,’ – but one must conduct this discourse in a certain fashion. That is to say, eye … Read more

A 7000-year-old Salt Mine..

‘Do your buttons up,’ barked a stentorian voice. Looking down at my blue overalls – I bore a tenuous resemblance to an Austrian salt miner – I obeyed. Outside the window, fairytale clouds obscured Halstatt’s prehistoric burial ground and hung like impenetrable curtains to the lake’s edge. It occurred to me, as I looked slippy … Read more