In fact, it may just as well be called sellyourgrandmother.com for all it has to do with reporting on events. So I’ve joined the capitalist scramble to the summit, and created a website. Well, I say I’ve created it, but of course I got a man to do it – more on that later.
Oh, I abhor marketing. Really what I want is to mention something once, you all do it, then we can get on with flippant accounts of European touring. But no, I have to waste a whole blog harping on about me. So, before you get any more saucy stuff, I now have to promote myself. I’d rather not…
…but not many of you voted for me at www.blogyourwaytoantarctica.com, did you? Well, you’re rotters. For those that did, thank you. For those that didn’t, it’s not too late. In fact, now is the perfect time; the campaign is now ramping up nicely.
Win A Free Ticket To Antarctica
The promise of a shirtless Namibian – in return for votes – perhaps made your blood run cold. Well, scrap that then. I’ve come up with something else entirely: a prize draw for the second Antarctica ticket, worth $10,000. You’ll have to accompany me, though, I’m afraid.
Please, please, please, then: check out www.barnabysadventures.sitebones.com and vote. Forward the site to EVERYBODY you know and I shall forgive you all for so few comments on this blog. Whether you are pathologically shy, or not, this should be no great hardship. Just think of the man hours I’ve spent entertaining you with drivel, and then think of karma.
If you don’t fancy Antarctica, vote and join the campaign anyway and give the ticket (if you win) to anybody you like. The ticket will be transferable as long as it’s given to a well-endowed female in her late-twenties. Oh, I don’t know why I say stupid things like that – in her thirties is fine,too, I suppose..